What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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