- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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