What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Men's Sports

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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