- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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