- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Penis

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

asian, do math

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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