- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Women's Rights.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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