- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

hey guys what's up?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

we all know sammi has a penis

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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