When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Darude- Sandstorm

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

So. The gays. ...

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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