What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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My butt!!!!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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AVB

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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