- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Women's Rights.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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