Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

...NO.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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