What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Penis

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Q

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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