- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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