i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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