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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

How old is victor? Old

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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