Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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motley crew

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What's up brah brah

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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