What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +24

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

thumb_up thumb_down +24

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

thumb_up thumb_down +22

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

thumb_up thumb_down +22

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

U ALL LIAK DIK

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops