- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

poop is very very yummy.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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