- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than poop? More poop

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

You smell like shit

Weiner

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Penis

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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