A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Penis.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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