An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Penal Dysfunction

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


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