What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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God is real

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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I am a nigger.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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