What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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myspace

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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