Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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