Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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a ginger has a soul

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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