Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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