How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Womens rights

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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God is real

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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