What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Who has downs this joke

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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