what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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bitches be crafty.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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