What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Dubstep < Music

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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