- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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