how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Spread the net.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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