Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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this girl died

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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God is real

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Woman's Rights

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Why did I get raped

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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women's rights

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Gays

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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