A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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