Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Women's rights

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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