- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the fish say? Moo

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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