Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did I do last night?work

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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