what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Reed is poopin

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Leave her alone...

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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