Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

since when?

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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