How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

1 + 1 = 3

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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