- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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