- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

fart+fart=poop

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Republicans

PUDDING

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.