Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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