How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Joey mayer's face

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

what happened to your gran you tell me

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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