- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

I lost my tractor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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