What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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AVB

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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