Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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