Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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