What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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