What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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This one sucks!

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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