What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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This is an anti-joke.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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