get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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