there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

How are you? Yes

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

poop

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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