Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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guess what chicken butt

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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