Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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