How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Joey mayer's face

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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