- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

bum sex lol

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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