- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

my namew is jd

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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