what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Matty B

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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