This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Women's rights

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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