How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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knock, knock. come in.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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women's rights

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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sarah taylor

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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