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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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