Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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The 13th Amendment...

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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