Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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