tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

oh hiya come in

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

a man walks into horse bar

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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