- Anti Joke

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

I lost my tractor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.