How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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conrad profit

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Womens rights.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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