- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

this is gay

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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