If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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