- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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