Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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