Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Your time.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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