water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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knock knock who's there police

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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