Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

who smells? •Liam

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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