How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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