- Anti Joke

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there police

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.