How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

your a towel.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

A new restaurant KKKcake

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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