Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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My butt!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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