What did the clock say? The time.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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whats really hot the sun

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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your a towel.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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