What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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knock knock who's there police

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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