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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Are you a human?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

peter charastabopouloulous

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

69

Why are they the "living" daylights?

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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