- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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