- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Women's Rights.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Like if you like big tits.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

I'm banging your sister.

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