Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Penis.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Anti Joke

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