What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Woman's rights.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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