gay marriage.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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My pet rock died.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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