- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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