- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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