what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Hi.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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general tso's broccoli

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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