Obamacare haters

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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