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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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