- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

guess what what? nothing.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

.....Carrot Top....

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Joey mayer's face

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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