Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

guess what what? nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Joey mayer's face

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

.....Carrot Top....

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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