- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

a ginger has a soul

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

YEAH THEY DO.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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