whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

I enjoy anal.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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