- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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