How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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c+t+c?

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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gay marriage.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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