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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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