What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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twilight

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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knock knock go away ok

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Potato.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Cows go moo.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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