- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

No. Yes.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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