How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Poop

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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