- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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