Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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