The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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9/11/2001

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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dislike this...please.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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