Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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2 women were sitting quietly

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Yo daddy!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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