Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

W.N.B.A.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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