- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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