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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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