whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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asparagus

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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