Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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KKK

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The penn state football administration

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¿melano?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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9/11/2001

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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