Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Chicken

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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