What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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dislike this...please.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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