- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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