- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Black people. They are so kind.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Video Games

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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