Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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poop

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Smart Blondes

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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marshal sterio had sex

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