Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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