- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What swims in the ocean? Fish

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What's brown and sticky? Poo

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Knock Knock Come in

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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