- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did th-A fridge.

the cast of the jersey shore

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's after 9/11? 9/12

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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