a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did I get raped

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Christians pornstars.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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