Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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poop

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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alert('hiiii');

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Alt F4

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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NASCAR

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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