What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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