- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Black People.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

This is not a joke.

A snake walks into a bar

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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