There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Civil Rights.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Women

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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K

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Canada

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Canida

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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