Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Barack Obama

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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