- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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