haha, you're an orphan

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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penis hehehehe

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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