A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Smart Blondes

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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twilight

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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