No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Knock knock What

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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The Bible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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