Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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