- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Do you know what they say? Words

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Halo < COD

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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