What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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whats better than 24................. 25

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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