Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Ham sandwich

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Where is my tractor?

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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