- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

marshal sterio had sex

Watch your lips.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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