what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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