- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Civil Rights.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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