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The penn state football administration

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

ballsack

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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