Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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why?

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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sarah taylor

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minecraft

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Woman's rights.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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