- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

haha, you're an orphan

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