What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Nothing yet CC

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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