Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Romney 2012

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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