when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Hippopatomous!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Where's my shotgun

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Girls Basketball.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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