- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

hi. thats what she said.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Which one is hardest?

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