- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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